dear ladies who had their work christmas party at our restaurant last night,
it was very nice of you to come in and enjoy a holiday meal with us. there were a lot of you, and you were a little needy, but nothing i couldn't handle. and you wanted a private room upstairs, which resulted in me running the large flight of stairs all night long. you even left piles of wrapping paper and ribbon and teeny tiny confetti all over the room and i didn't even say one bad word. but again, nothing i haven't had to deal with before. it's all part of my job description.
it sure was sweet that you kept calling me "cute girl" and "sweetheart" all night and it was nice of you to tell me that i was one of the best servers you have ever had. it was also very thoughtful of you to leave me some home-made snowman treats with a little note wishing me a very merry christmas. i'm sure they took a long time to make.
however, verbal tips and peppermint snowmen aren't really replacing monetary tips this year. i know the economy is down a bit, but i'm pretty sure i can't go to my landlord and tell him that he is such a kind, generous guy and expect to get out of my rent payment for the month. i'm also pretty positive that the cashier at best buy isn't going to accept these little edible snowmen as payment for the christmas presents i still need to purchase.
thanks again ladies for coming in to the restaurant, but please never sit in my section again.
sincerely,
liz